Miami Dolphins - Can’t Touch Us

This video features such timeless classics as Zubaz pants, MC Hammer and a keytar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvTWmUYTII

SF 49ers - We’re The 49ers

This video features such timeless classics as the T-shirt rip off and Jerry Rice in a Bill Cosby sweater.

http://view.break.com/443776

LA Raiders - Silver and Black Attack

Okay, this one from the Raiders stint in LA starts a little slow, but I BEG OF YOU to go to the 2:50 mark and watch an offensive lineman pretend to solo on a guitar, then watch them attempt to seamlessly transition from that, to Matt Millen rapping. He has less charisma than my desk chair. Plus, my desk chair didn’t ruin the Detroit Lions.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-eEF8zplJY8

Cincinnati Bengals - Fear Da Tigers

Some poeple may say getting Bootsy Collins is cheating but not me, this song still sucks.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Vby2hKBkkk

 

LA Rams - Rammin’ It

Okay, when a bearded man in stretch pants sings, “I like to ram it as you can see, no one likes to ram it more than me,” you potentially leave yourself open to ridicule.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ix081prSiNc

 

Chicago Bears - Super Bowl Shuffle

Lastly and most leastly Seven minutes of pure football rapping hell.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fJNC3dgreaU

written by Tracey